4AM - 6AM, Weekends

Series of Events


1. Residents of Floor 4 return to Floor 4 one by one or in pairs.


2a. If a returnee does not encounter another returnee, said returnee will most likely head to sleep.

For ex., after mostly partying at Floor 4, Brian, Erik and Charlotte decide to go to Double Happiness, the local bar, at 1:30 AM. Edgar declines, citing an early work appointment. At some point in the night, the trio decide to steal a seat cushion and begin plotting their scheme. Brian goes on a reconnaisance mission and heads up the back staircase. Being a basement bar, the staircase leads him to the ground level bar, Palais Royale. He walks outside basking at his discovery.

There, James is standing with his 28 yr old roommate who has forgotten his ID. With his newfound discovery, Brian leads the pair down the back staircase to Double Happiness through Palais Royale. A bouncer follows them in and kicks all three out of the venue. Brian cannot return to Erik and Charlotte, nor can he contact them. There is no cell phone service in the basement bar.

Brian and Erik return to Floor 4 separately. Upon Erik's return, Edgar is sleeping. Upon Brian's return, both Erik and Edgar are sleeping.


2b. If a returnee does encounter another returnee, both returnees will most likely stay awake and continue the debauchery. The greater the number of encounters, the greater the likelihood of continued debauchery.

For ex., Brian, Erik, and Charlotte go to the West Village for a Saturday evening. Edgar goes to the Meat Packing District to go clubbing. Meghan goes to work for the evening as a cocktail waitress. Brian and Erik return home at 4:10 AM and immediately begin cooking shrimp flavored Ramen and cheese quesadillas. Around 4:30 AM Edgar returns home and starts dancing. At 4:50 Charlene comes to visit Floor 4 after having finished work at 4:30. Erik and Edgar order more food from Jubilee and request for the delivery of a 6 pack. At 5:05 Edgar lies down on the couch. At 5:20 Edgar lies down in Meghan's room. At 5:30 Meghan returns home and finds Edgar in her bed.

Debauchery continues.


3a. In some cases, if a returnee encounters another returnee who has already passed out, they will recruit others to fuck with those passed out.

For ex., the night Brian got kicked out of the bar, he also forgets his keys. Although Erik was in bed, he wakes up and lets Brian into Floor 4. The two investigate the status of Edgar, who has taken Mel's room (who is out of town) for the night. They stand outside his door and peek in. Edgar, being a light sleeper, wakes up to these two peeking in and starts laughing. Brian and Erik burst in. Erik is armed with a handful of foam shaving cream and slaps it across Edgar's chest. Brian is armed with a can of gel shaving cream. He unleashes a barrage of projectile shaving cream and covers Edgar's chest, legs, arms, and face, along with Mel's sheets, pillows and two walls.

Edgar got fucked with.


3b. In some cases, a returnee will pass out in the presence of other returnees during a state of extended debauchery. These returnees need to punished.

For ex., the night Edgar goes to the Meat Packing District, he lays down on the couch 5:05 AM and passes out without a shirt. As punishment, Brian draws a hairy and squirting cock and balls the length of Edgar's back. Edgar wakes up due to the ensuing laughter and immediately resumes dancing. This burst of energy is short lived and Edgar finds a comfortable place on Meghan's bed.

Brian, Erik, and Charlene do not notice Edgar's absence and react to Meghan's reaction of Edgar. Erik decides to punish Edgar by taking multiple handfuls of grapes and shoving them down the back of Edgar's pants. Then he squishes them. In time Edgar awakens and resumes dancing, unaware of both a pantseat full of grapes and a large cock on his back. It takes him a few moments to register to moisture and says, "what the fuck, did you guys piss in my pants or something?" He reaches back and spill out its contents onto the kitchen floor.

Edgar got punished.

Foo Words: the Shit

The Shit

adj


1. Describes something or someone to be amazing.

For ex.,
Erik - "Foo, what does it mean when I say that my phone is 'the shit?'"

Foo - "It's bad?"

Foo Words: Foo Points

Point:
noun

1. A single unit, as in counting, rating, or measuring
2. Sports & Games: A unit of scoring or counting.


Foo Point:
noun

1. A tally accumulated by eliciting particular responses from Foo.

Such as:
- "No!"
- "Fine!"
- "I don't know!"
- "Jeez!"
- "Gosh!"
- "Shut up!"
- "So!"
- "What the hell!"
- ::flick off::
- ::Foo chop::

Foo Words: Entertainment

En-ter-tain-ment:
noun

1. The act of entertaining; agreeable occupation for the mind; diversion; amusement.
2. Something affording pleasure, diversion, or amusement.

For ex., the residents of Floor Four are without cable television and must divert their attention to avoid boredom. To find entertainment, Erik, Edgar, and Brian fuck with Foo to earn Foo Points.

Foo Words: Dilemma

Di-lem-ma:
noun

1. A situation in which a difficult choice has to be made between two or more alternatives
2. A difficult situation or a problem
3. An argument forcing an opponent to choose either of two unfavorable choices

For ex., should I go to see the Rage Against the Machines show at Randall's Island or go visit my friends from high school and college down in Myrtle Beach next week?

Considering:
a. The Rage Against the Machines, a political funk rock band from the late 90's, is back together -- after being defunct for the foreseeable future -- for THREE dates this summer, two of them at Randall's Island July, 28-29, 2007,
b. My friends Akk, Goose, and Idan have been living in Myrtle Beach for two months Summer Interns for CVS Pharmacy. They leave July 30, 2007.

This is a dilemma.