Sunday is a day of rest.
But at FLR 4, Sunday is a day for afternoon activities. There is work M-F (hence the term work week), and much energy cannot be exerted Saturday afternoons, as one must be rested and prepared for the ensuing Saturday Night debauchery. Sunday night, one must bed early to arise for work Monday morning. Thus, Sunday is the appropriate day to enjoy afternoons in New York City.
The residents of FLR 4 typically spend these afternoons discovering and wandering the streets of New York City. It can be as simple as Erik, Foo, and Brian walking the streets of Soho and perusing the boutiques for fashionable clothing, or as energetic and intense as a day filled with debauchery, attending events such as Rock the Bells (an all day music event on Randall's Island, featuring Rage Against the Machine), Recovery Cruise (a 4 hour boat ride up and down both the East and Hudson Rivers, entertainment provided by live house DJs and cash bar), or Pool Parties at McCarren Park Pool.
However, there are calmer Sundays filled with movie theatre outings, guitar playing at Union Square, grass enjoying at Central Park, or brunching at La Esquina. Lasquina's pepito tortas, grilled corn, and tortilla soup are heavenly, btw.
Sunday is a day for afternoon activites.
Friday, August 31, 2007
Saturday, August 25, 2007
FLR 4 Events: Nirvana Remixed
I would pay any amount of money to see this show:
Vocals/Guitar: David Grohl (Foo Fighters Vocalist/Guitars, Former Nirvana Drummer)
Bass: Krist Novoselic (Former Nirvana Bassist)
Drums: Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters Drummer)
David Grohl is the only man alive who would be able to play and sing like Kurt Cobain. Krist Novoselic steps into his old role of bassist and has a prior relationship with Grohl. Taylor Hawkins is Grohl's drummer in Foo Fighters.
Vocals/Guitar: David Grohl (Foo Fighters Vocalist/Guitars, Former Nirvana Drummer)
Bass: Krist Novoselic (Former Nirvana Bassist)
Drums: Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters Drummer)
David Grohl is the only man alive who would be able to play and sing like Kurt Cobain. Krist Novoselic steps into his old role of bassist and has a prior relationship with Grohl. Taylor Hawkins is Grohl's drummer in Foo Fighters.
Foo Words: Pussy
Pus-sy:
noun
1. INFORMAL a cat
2. VULGAR SLANG a woman's genitals
3. INFORMAL a weak, cowardly, effeminate man
For ex., Mel begins dating Anthony. Witness these series of events:
Event 1. Mel goes on a date with Anthony. He then texts Mel three times a day everyday until he sees her the next weekend.
Event 2. Mel sleeps with Anthony after two weeks of contact.
Event 3. After sex, Mel takes a shower and says "hello, you" upon her return. Anthony responds, "you said you love me?"
Event 4. This same day, Anthony asks Mel where this relationship is going because Mel is only in New York for the next 11 months.
Event 5. The next day, Saturday, Anthony visits Mel. He texts her, "I can't wait for you to read me a bedtime story."
Event 6. They spend some time in Mel's bedroom. Erik walks by Mel's room as she walks out. He overhears her saying, "don't worry, don't worry, I'm not leaving. I'm not going anywhere." Mel hangs in the living room for a moment, then steps out of the apartment to meet a friend. It is approximately 9 pm. Anthony hides in Mel's room for the rest of the night and waits for her return at 3 am.
Event 7. After one month of casual dating, Anthony wants Mel to meet his parents.
Anthony is the definition of a pussy.
noun
1. INFORMAL a cat
2. VULGAR SLANG a woman's genitals
3. INFORMAL a weak, cowardly, effeminate man
For ex., Mel begins dating Anthony. Witness these series of events:
Event 1. Mel goes on a date with Anthony. He then texts Mel three times a day everyday until he sees her the next weekend.
Event 2. Mel sleeps with Anthony after two weeks of contact.
Event 3. After sex, Mel takes a shower and says "hello, you" upon her return. Anthony responds, "you said you love me?"
Event 4. This same day, Anthony asks Mel where this relationship is going because Mel is only in New York for the next 11 months.
Event 5. The next day, Saturday, Anthony visits Mel. He texts her, "I can't wait for you to read me a bedtime story."
Event 6. They spend some time in Mel's bedroom. Erik walks by Mel's room as she walks out. He overhears her saying, "don't worry, don't worry, I'm not leaving. I'm not going anywhere." Mel hangs in the living room for a moment, then steps out of the apartment to meet a friend. It is approximately 9 pm. Anthony hides in Mel's room for the rest of the night and waits for her return at 3 am.
Event 7. After one month of casual dating, Anthony wants Mel to meet his parents.
Anthony is the definition of a pussy.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Foo Words: Escalate
Es-ca-late:
verb
1. Increase rapidly.
2. Become or cause to be more serious rapidly.
For ex., witness these series of events:
Event 1. Brian returns home on a Monday night after having a few drinks. He uses Meghan's bathroom, which smells lightly of Lysol. Then he pours himself a glass of water in the kitchen and is slapped with a suffocating aroma of ammonia. Knowing that Meghan is the type of person to clean simply to pass the time, Brian uses a dry erase marker to leave Meghan a note: "Meghan, this apartment smells sterile as fuck."
Meghan responds by leaving a hand written note in Brian's room saying: "Ewww stay out of my bathroom. You stink."
Event 2. Brian and Meghan attempt to plan a vacation to Puerto Rico. The plan is for each of them to invite a friend. Brian backs out while Meghan books the trip. During these conversations, Brian calls Meghan a mega lesbo and Meghan calls Brian a homo in joking fashion. At the same time, Erik and Meghan are rolling their change to exchange for bills.
Event 3. Brian takes care the Verizon internet bill and collects bill money from the rest of FLR 4 independantly. Since Meghan is the last to pay, he leaves Meghan a friendly reminder on her bathroom mirror saying: "Meghan, you unshaven lesbo! Pay your fucking bills!!"
The next day Meghan leaves Brian a note on the fridge: "Brian, here is my portion of the bill. The money is neatly rolled and on your shelf. Thanks!"
Brian investigates. He finds a $10 roll of quarters.
Brian writes: "That was good."
Event 4. It is the night before Meghan's Puerto Rico trip. She knows Brian is upset that he is not joining her on vacation. To push his buttons, she draws, on his bathroom mirror, a picture of her flying to Puerto Rico and a caricature of Brian crying in New York. This enrages Brian.
Meghan likes shoes. In her room you will find three neat rows of stillettos, sneakers, and sandals, each 5 feet long. Brian rounds up every last pair in a garbage bag and hides them behind the living room couch. He writes to Meghan: "Good luck walking in PR!!!" Then he climbs into bed and locks his bedroom door.
There is a knock at 3:30am. It is Meghan, home from work, and packing for her 8am flight. Brian decides to ignore her, wanting to make her sweat. 3:35am Meghan knocks again. To this, Brian answers the door and tells Meghan her shoes are out on the street. Meghan's face drops. Her lips quivers. In a shaky voice, she informs Brian that he owes her $600 if they're gone. Brian laughs hysterically and gives back Meghan's shoes.
This is a series of escalating insults and pranks.
verb
1. Increase rapidly.
2. Become or cause to be more serious rapidly.
For ex., witness these series of events:
Event 1. Brian returns home on a Monday night after having a few drinks. He uses Meghan's bathroom, which smells lightly of Lysol. Then he pours himself a glass of water in the kitchen and is slapped with a suffocating aroma of ammonia. Knowing that Meghan is the type of person to clean simply to pass the time, Brian uses a dry erase marker to leave Meghan a note: "Meghan, this apartment smells sterile as fuck."
Meghan responds by leaving a hand written note in Brian's room saying: "Ewww stay out of my bathroom. You stink."
Event 2. Brian and Meghan attempt to plan a vacation to Puerto Rico. The plan is for each of them to invite a friend. Brian backs out while Meghan books the trip. During these conversations, Brian calls Meghan a mega lesbo and Meghan calls Brian a homo in joking fashion. At the same time, Erik and Meghan are rolling their change to exchange for bills.
Event 3. Brian takes care the Verizon internet bill and collects bill money from the rest of FLR 4 independantly. Since Meghan is the last to pay, he leaves Meghan a friendly reminder on her bathroom mirror saying: "Meghan, you unshaven lesbo! Pay your fucking bills!!"
The next day Meghan leaves Brian a note on the fridge: "Brian, here is my portion of the bill. The money is neatly rolled and on your shelf. Thanks!"
Brian investigates. He finds a $10 roll of quarters.
Brian writes: "That was good."
Event 4. It is the night before Meghan's Puerto Rico trip. She knows Brian is upset that he is not joining her on vacation. To push his buttons, she draws, on his bathroom mirror, a picture of her flying to Puerto Rico and a caricature of Brian crying in New York. This enrages Brian.
Meghan likes shoes. In her room you will find three neat rows of stillettos, sneakers, and sandals, each 5 feet long. Brian rounds up every last pair in a garbage bag and hides them behind the living room couch. He writes to Meghan: "Good luck walking in PR!!!" Then he climbs into bed and locks his bedroom door.
There is a knock at 3:30am. It is Meghan, home from work, and packing for her 8am flight. Brian decides to ignore her, wanting to make her sweat. 3:35am Meghan knocks again. To this, Brian answers the door and tells Meghan her shoes are out on the street. Meghan's face drops. Her lips quivers. In a shaky voice, she informs Brian that he owes her $600 if they're gone. Brian laughs hysterically and gives back Meghan's shoes.
This is a series of escalating insults and pranks.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Foo Words: Parting Gift
Par-ting Gift:
noun
1. A thing given to someone willingly without payment when somebody leaves.
For ex., when Ran, and old roommate, moved out of FLR 4, she left half her wardrobe at FLR 4 as a parting gift. This bag of leftover clothing went into storage behind the couch in the living room of FLR 4.
For ex., when Edgar moved to New Jersey, he woke Brian and Erik early afternoon on a Saturday and asked for their moving assistance. But because FLR 4 is on Canal St in Chinatown, his UHaul truck was parked three blocks down the road. Multiple trips from FLR 4 to the UHaul were made. As a parting gift, Erik put Ran's discarded clothing into Edgar's UHaul truck as a parting gift.
For ex., when Erik left of LA for a month, he left Brian a parting gift. He drank his Heinekens, refilled them with water, and put them back in the refridgerator.
noun
1. A thing given to someone willingly without payment when somebody leaves.
For ex., when Ran, and old roommate, moved out of FLR 4, she left half her wardrobe at FLR 4 as a parting gift. This bag of leftover clothing went into storage behind the couch in the living room of FLR 4.
For ex., when Edgar moved to New Jersey, he woke Brian and Erik early afternoon on a Saturday and asked for their moving assistance. But because FLR 4 is on Canal St in Chinatown, his UHaul truck was parked three blocks down the road. Multiple trips from FLR 4 to the UHaul were made. As a parting gift, Erik put Ran's discarded clothing into Edgar's UHaul truck as a parting gift.
For ex., when Erik left of LA for a month, he left Brian a parting gift. He drank his Heinekens, refilled them with water, and put them back in the refridgerator.
Foo Words: Retaliate
Re-tal-i-ate:
verb
1. Make an attack or assault in return for a similar act.
For ex., After Brian and Erik fucked with and punished Edgar, he retaliated. One early Saturday afternoon, Brian was lying in his bed, gently dozing in and out of consciousness. He heard his door creak open and he opened his eyes. To his horror, the smiling face of Edgar appeared, followed immediately by a full pot of water. It was then emptied into Brian's face and bed.
Edgar retaliated against Brian.
verb
1. Make an attack or assault in return for a similar act.
For ex., After Brian and Erik fucked with and punished Edgar, he retaliated. One early Saturday afternoon, Brian was lying in his bed, gently dozing in and out of consciousness. He heard his door creak open and he opened his eyes. To his horror, the smiling face of Edgar appeared, followed immediately by a full pot of water. It was then emptied into Brian's face and bed.
Edgar retaliated against Brian.
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