Saturday, August 25, 2007

Foo Words: Pussy

Pus-sy:
noun

1. INFORMAL a cat
2. VULGAR SLANG a woman's genitals
3. INFORMAL a weak, cowardly, effeminate man

For ex., Mel begins dating Anthony. Witness these series of events:

Event 1. Mel goes on a date with Anthony. He then texts Mel three times a day everyday until he sees her the next weekend.

Event 2. Mel sleeps with Anthony after two weeks of contact.

Event 3. After sex, Mel takes a shower and says "hello, you" upon her return. Anthony responds, "you said you love me?"

Event 4. This same day, Anthony asks Mel where this relationship is going because Mel is only in New York for the next 11 months.

Event 5. The next day, Saturday, Anthony visits Mel. He texts her, "I can't wait for you to read me a bedtime story."

Event 6. They spend some time in Mel's bedroom. Erik walks by Mel's room as she walks out. He overhears her saying, "don't worry, don't worry, I'm not leaving. I'm not going anywhere." Mel hangs in the living room for a moment, then steps out of the apartment to meet a friend. It is approximately 9 pm. Anthony hides in Mel's room for the rest of the night and waits for her return at 3 am.

Event 7. After one month of casual dating, Anthony wants Mel to meet his parents.


Anthony is the definition of a pussy.

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